Nude Beach Down the Street?

So it is 46F- and almost June, and there is an effort under way to allow a nude beach down the street. Never mind the fact that the water will never be warm enough to swim in- and even if it is, the jellyfish will eat you alive. Only in Norway would a city this size contemplate a nude beach- within the city limits. Seriously, you could get a serious case of frost bite... and the last concern would be sunburn. Anyone crazy enough to bare it all in this climate deserves the opportunity.